So when we saw something like this for the first time in Uganda...
Cows are everywhere in Uganda. The lucky ones can be found with a rope tied around their neck, held by their owner or maybe tied to a tree, grazing in nice green grass.
...eating just about anything (yes, that's garbage).
In Uganda, pedestrians don't have the right of way on streets. If you step out into traffic, there's a very good chance someone will hit you. If you want the right of way on a street in Uganda, you have to have big hooves, long horns, and the loudest, scariest moo you've ever heard.
Now who wants a nice juicy steak?